I beat my dream last night, but someone forgot to include the end movie.
We're waiting in a town below a castle for a shipment of red oreos to arrive (produced in the castle). Eventually the long conveyor belt starts up and slowly the giant black crates wigh GC stamped on them make their way down from the castle. We wait in our room until the crates arrive at the loading dock then head down to pick them up. After the first few crates we open one up and find out the oreos are black and that half of the people delivering them are ninja assasins. After quickly dispatching these low level assasins we arm ourselves with pistols and knives and proceed up the still running conveyor belt to the castle.
Once in the now smaller castle we break off into teams and go about dispatching higher level ninjas, I run out of ammo so have to use my knife twice. it is unpleasant. We're down to the last room - the one where the oreos are produced - no one really knows what to expect. All of a sudden there's a call over the radio, one of the team as deciphered the clue, we have to leave all of our enchanted items outside the door before heading down the stairs - yes that means my knife too. If we don't we'll set off the trap and all die. We do. The radio guy also says that there will be a maze of little troughs on the floor filled with death and we have to make sure to jump over them or we'll all die.
After decending the stairs we're faced with the small maze that is easy to traverse and a giant wall that's sort of foggy and crackling with lightning. Scott and I decide to face whatever the wall holds. Shapes and words and screaming things seem to come flying at us from the wall but we manage to deflect them with our own shapes and words and whatever produced somehow by shaking our fists in the right manner. I'm taking more hits from things than scott is but we're near the end, it's just words and giant people now. We deflect the word "Clay Aiken" and a giant half naked woman. We've won!
Then nothing. Absolutly nothing. no one is there, it's just blank all around. I'm still in my dream and the first thing I think is, "what the hell, where is the end cut scene?" then I think, "wait, I'm dreaming. Man this is messed up."
Even though this is a lucid dream - I know I'm dreaming - I can't make myself dream of anything else other than nothing. I wake up. look at the clock. back to sleep, still nothing. For the next hour and a half all I can dream of is grey. Finally I drift into some short term dream about needing a visa to get into korea and wake up quickly.
I think I broke my brain.